Friday, July 24, 2009

school.

6th grade lip sync.


sophomore lip sync. i'm still proud of this because we made it all up in two days. we used backstreet/paula abdul workout moves. i remember feeling pretty badass during the dance break, and i love the end.


on a sexier day...

Saturday, July 18, 2009

dear size 4,

IMA KICK YO ASS.


seriously, i'm a 1-3.

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

letters & words.



JOHN FARTED.
i might watch spring breakdown again before i take it back....

Saturday, June 20, 2009

GIT UH LYFE.

life of natalie update:
-i haven't done much in the past few days; it's been too hot.
-i haven't done anything aerobic in three days, but i did have burger king, taco bell, and wendy's.
-i'm taking an online comedy sketch writing class through second city. (encouragement accepted.)
-i'm currently wearing a bikini top.
-caitlin and john are coming over next weekend to prove that i do have a social life.
-in less than 100 days, i'll be in disney world. STARSHIP will be performing in epcot.

i've been thinking about:

-disney world.
-hanna barbera cartoons.
-how older people/doctors say "period." example: "when was your last period?" they seem to pronounce it like perrriod instead of peeeriod. by changing the pronunciation, it sounds 10x more bloody and gross.
-the fact that i have yet to learn every word to "damn i wish i was your lover" by sophie b. hawkins.

Thursday, June 18, 2009



I STILL EXIST.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

mustard in my bed.

the monthly library book sale  DID NOT disappoint. whatsoever.
-fabio fitness: $1
-queen latifah, 
all hail the queen: $1
-complete guide to the music of the carpenters: 25 cents
-the teenage years sexual development VHS: 50 cents
-aggression in school VHS: 50 cents
-crack down on drugs VHS: 50 cents
-best of dana carvey VHS: 50 cents
-two secret presents for caitlin: 75 cents

fabio fitness is slightly disappointing. only one page is dedicated to "lovemaking".  he should have written at least two chapters on the subject. c'mon fab, you were an assortment of sexual characters on romance novel covers and you can only give the world one page?! a chapter on pirate ship ridin'- ripped shirt wearin'-calorie burnin'-lovemaking would certainly have helped sell...  yuck, "lovemaking".  i'm pretty positive i will never actually read this book, but i'll look at the pictures.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

CRANBERRY
PURÈE.