Thursday, May 1, 2008

get yer ta-ta's out

the only thing that really bothered me about shine a light was the audience. since it was a benefit concert, only people who could really afford to be there attended. i can't wait until i have money to waste and pretend like i am having fun at shows. bruce willis was standing in the out of focus distance wearing a yellow baseball cap. the front row was mostly women with big tits who gave pity claps, sang to a few songs, and occasionally fist pumped while their boyfriends gave the "rock on" sign behind them. i do not blame anyone for putting those ladies in the front. if i was down front, you would see me shrieking the entire time with tears of joy filling my eyes, and nobody really wants to see that... at least, not for more than an hour. (i know for a fact this would happen. my eyes watered at the SPICE GIRLS show THREE times, AND i lost my voice! yes, i am slightly embarrassed about it.) seriously, i would stop eating (for a day or two)... or kill a small animal (as long as it's not cute)... or sleep in a creepy alley to be that close to the rolling stones. i still think they are all cute for old men... even keith in a pirate-with-eyeliner/never-dies kind of way. christina aguilera and jack white did not ruin the songs they sang on, but they certainly didn't make them any better. 

this morning, my grandma "pat" asked if i wanted to go on an adventure. i told her i would go (thinking i would only be running small errands). i ended up in a car with her and my great aunt carolyn for over an hour to pick up flowers. i wasn't as bad as it sounds. i got a free lunch out of it, but i didn't enjoy spending most of my afternoon in a car. also, i only want to listen/watch the rolling stones right now. i should wash my hair. goodnight. 

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