Wednesday, August 27, 2008

this is what happens when you run for boys.
i almost sprained my ankle.
not going to lie, those brothers were just as much fun the second time.
however, it did remind me that i hate most females.

i failed to mention our cab driver was insane and told us to hide in the back of the vehicle, and he would sneak us to the unopened area. we were idiots and hid. he could have taken us anywhere....we got away with it too. we saw the buses, and nobody was around. then, we were dropped off by a field. when we approached the amphitheatre, we were asked to go get in line. 

Saturday, August 23, 2008

"gotta love a girl who eats it."

saw joanna newsom last night. so good. but i was a TOTAL ASSHOLE and cried (trying to hold in laughter) as soon as it started... my mom was doing her joanna impression earlier that day, and of course the song she had been singing was the first one performed. i couldn't look at caitlin the rest of the show.

today is my parents' 20th anniversary! 
mom won't stop watching cooking shows.
if you want to upset me, just watch cooking shows on pbs for hours.

Thursday, August 21, 2008

save me dr. john stamos

last night i got this pain in the right side of my back. it was very instant, and it would not stop. i threw up three times within the hour. the pain continued, so caitlin and i went to the emercency room. (of course, by the time i actually got into my room it didn't hurt as bad.) FIRST. the most decent looking guy in the hospital came in. he had to touch my hairy legs, and saw my underwear. i later named him jewseph goldblum. SECOND. the older guy came in to take some blood. he was leaving soon, and obviously looking forward to it. he got my blood on my arm, my blanket, and the floor. (when i returned from a bathroom trip, i realized the dried blood and wrinkled sheet resembled a vagina.) THIRD. a lady came in for hook me up to an IV, but realized the needle the man left in my arm was not in a vein. she had to hook it up to my right arm. i'm still upset about it. FOURTH. a doctor came in, told me i had a urinary tract infection that has spread to my kidney??? it doesn't burn when i pee! i haven't been peeing a least, i don't think so. caitlin and i didn't leave the hospital until six this morning. now, i'm feeling better and taking some medicine. 

always keepin' it real.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

good afternoon

Sunday, August 17, 2008

my mar-mar got married.

i am so sore from dancing.

Sunday, August 10, 2008

saturday morning: 
my dad had breakfast made for me and we watched looney tunes. i wuv him.
saturday night:
bachelorette party. everything penis.
freaks & geeks. packed megabus.

Friday, August 8, 2008