Saturday, May 16, 2009

mustard in my bed.

the monthly library book sale  DID NOT disappoint. whatsoever.
-fabio fitness: $1
-queen latifah, 
all hail the queen: $1
-complete guide to the music of the carpenters: 25 cents
-the teenage years sexual development VHS: 50 cents
-aggression in school VHS: 50 cents
-crack down on drugs VHS: 50 cents
-best of dana carvey VHS: 50 cents
-two secret presents for caitlin: 75 cents

fabio fitness is slightly disappointing. only one page is dedicated to "lovemaking".  he should have written at least two chapters on the subject. c'mon fab, you were an assortment of sexual characters on romance novel covers and you can only give the world one page?! a chapter on pirate ship ridin'- ripped shirt wearin'-calorie burnin'-lovemaking would certainly have helped sell...  yuck, "lovemaking".  i'm pretty positive i will never actually read this book, but i'll look at the pictures.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

SECRET PRESENTS FOR CAITLIN!!!

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j.marie said...

that is one fine looking crotch.

hilarious