Thursday, December 18, 2008

what's her twat?


the update:
babysat cousins on monday. i love how "toot" can be the funniest word when you're around little boys. i don't appreciate them always pulling their pants down/taking their clothes off/never going to sleep. however, they make up for it when they tell bedtime stories about someone eating poop off of someone's butt--or bottom.

the lion king musical was uhh-mazing. so many puppets and leotards. if i can't dedicate my life to african singing and costumes, i will happily step down for puppetry in a leotard. the woman who sang the "NAAAAHH.." etc in "the circle of life" (if you don't know what i'm talking about you should probably get the hell away from me) was perfect. it seriously blew my mind; everything looked so great... except "i just can't wait to be king". it looked like a bad dream and had really bright colors compared to the rest of the show. and for the record: i did not cry when mufasa died. i only teared up thinking about the same scene in the animated version. (and yes, caitlin, i did say adult cartoon simba was a hot lion. i stick by that.) 

on second thought, i also would like to be a giraffe. animals come down the isles during the opening. YOUTUBE THIS SHIT.

got my herr did.

mom likes to depress me every time we talk about christmas. it's not going to be like all the other years of me being a spoiled baby. well, it probably will be... just not as crazy. dad and i finally put the tree up today while listening to james brown. he had horrible subway farts. i think that sums it up.

4 comments:

Caitlin said...

SUBWAY FARTS ARE PROBABLY THE WORST FARTS EVER. Maybe. We should have a detailed deep conversation about this sometime. Compile some lists. It'd be good for the movie.

dance said...

Dance Belt is the thong that's used as an equivalent to the supporter for male athletes, most specifically in ballet. Its job is to protect and support the man in athletic activities without being seen through clothing like leotards.


http://www.dancedirect.com/uk/Category/Ballet/Leotards/

Manadabomb said...

the lion king was just awesome. my mom almost got squished by the elephant coming down the aisle. And what of the male ballerina with his butt cheek hanging out??

Natalie Ann said...

the unnecessary but yet necessary cheek...my great grandma didn't notice. poor vision.